THE HILLS ARE ALIVE REVIEW
With nary a nun, lederhosen, or annoying showtune in sight, this chickenfest is certain to get your do-re-mi a-wailing. Cream of the Crop brings us an Austrian trilogy to truly make Ms. Julie Andrews lose her voice. In fact, some of he boys featured here may not be able to sing any more due to throat damage brought about by...well, you know!True to itself Cream of the Crop delivers yet another fuck flick with boys barely legal... so, if you are big into chickenish Euro-waifs, this flick will probably prove to be one of your 'favorite things'. Shot in the pretty hills this video makes use of the beautiful surroundings. The boys play nice in and around hills, a river, etc. The plot is pretty non-existent. Suffice it to say that is consists of skinny, smooth boys rollicking in the outdoors and sharing in one another's bodily fluids (well not too much sharing, this is safer sex than the Von Trapps would've had).In the first vignette a preppy blond and Nazi skinhead type arrive and try to prime the well. Since they can't get it working they work on priming one another's pumps instead. Outdoor kissing evolves into into courtyard blowjobs. Both blokes are uncut and seem to know their way around cock. The skinhead dude is appropriately tattooed and pierced and (surprisingly) bottoms for his preppy partner. Both guys have natural bodies replete with a few flaws. Forget 'raindrops on roses' - these two shoot ample loads of semen on one another's faces.We are then treated to footage of a flash flood, fog, lightning, and other aspects of nature on the hills. Like a promo for the Weather Channel these shots do little to enhance the story or one's hard on. However, the sun soon comes back out, as do two new fellows: a skinny bleach blonde and his skinny, balding friend. They frolic in the water of the now working pump and are soon kissing and caressing. They trade blowjobs, but bleached boy can't seem to keep it all the way up, despite his leather cock ring.