SEX ON DUTY SYNOPSIS
While not great, your bayonette will probably hit full blast watching this delicious-looking bunch of thickly hung Eastern European uber-hunks from Jet Set Productions.

SEX ON DUTY REVIEW
Another mystery title beamed on to my desk this morning.I really regret giving out my coordinates to Starfleet's Random Porno Distribution Department. All I've got is the box. No production notes, no cast listing, nothing. How the fuck am I supposed to review this thing? God will find a way, as my Latvian Grandmamma might say. Well, let God review the fucking thing then because I'm far too busy.As punishment, this review will be harsher than usual. Let this be a lesson to the rest of the lazy distributors. If you can't be arsed spending twelve seconds to stick a press kit in the envelope then I can't be arsed either. My life is way too important. I could be snorting coke right now.We're at the base of an unknown Eastern European army. And jeez, looks like the military was first to suffer when Communism collapsed. A cute soldier is on duty guarding what looks like a long abandoned Cracker Jack factory. His shift over, he is relieved by his slightly dorky looking friend. Can't see this guy being much help when the shooting starts. He looks like he couldn't even bitchslap an asthmatic dwarf. It doesn't really bode well when the enemy is armed to the teeth and all you've got is harsh words, a few pimples and the ability to raise one eyebrow.Anyway, cute soldier wants relief of a different kind. He chooses Dorkyboy to be his mate, but my advice would be just to call a hooker. Seeing his comrade's uncut slimjim Dorky breaks into a smile but not the expected: 'Well gawwwwlllyyy!' The sex is pretty good, both are confident performances and surprisingly, it's the good looking one who takes it from his dopey partner. Could have done with a few more positions though.Next up, on the deserted army camp that looks like a city centre after the Borg have visited, a young general stomps over to a private and screams abuse at him. The private is trying his hardest not to cackle but you'll be rolling on the floor at this General who looks and sounds like every cartoon