RETRO LUST SYNOPSIS
Mary Jane was born and raised in a bomb shelter because after hearing a 'World War' commercial in 1956, her parents sealed themselves in. Forty years later the shelter's time lock opens, releasing her family into an entirely new era of percieved sexual mutants and cross-gender freaks. It is up to her to adapt to this strange new world and save her family from absoletion.

RETRO LUST REVIEW
Pleasure Productions and the gorgeous Gina Lynn team up for Retro Lust, which opens in 1956 as Ed and Urma, a Ward-and-June-Cleaver-type couple (played by Hershel Savage, and Ashley Moore of A Load in Every Hole fame) sit listening to a radio broadcast saying that 'the Reds' have invaded and it's over for Americans, with nuclear war approaching. Ed grabs Urma and rushes for the bomb shelter, locking them both in just as we hear the radio go on . . . to reveal the news report was just a commercial. But too late, Ed and Urma stay locked up - for 40 years. Dorky opening, but played with a touch of humor. Meanwhile, at a typical 50's diner, a beautiful blonde waitress named Peggy Sue (Olivia Saint) sits in a booth with her Neanderthal of a greaser boyfriend (Lee Stone), contemplating what the future will be like for them. They start making out and undressing each other right there in the diner, a hot couple really as the biker/greaser is this huge bodybuilder while Peggy is a petite, girly blonde goddess. The walking steroid is actually well-hung for a bodybuilder, and Peggy Sue shows her appreciation by taking him down her throat far as she can until he flips her upside down and they do this cool 69-ing bit standing up. Caveman eat good on Peggy pussy and asshole! Fucks it pretty well, too, turning Peggy into Piggy as she whines and snorts for more pork in little loaf of pussy-bread and ass. Great sex scene, really, but where the hell were all the diners when these two were fucking each other crazy in the diner, in the middle of the day? 1977 finds our couple still stuck in the bomb shelter (and stuck in the 1950's), playing cards - Strip Gin. Ed is cheating big-time to get his wife naked when he only had a pair of two's. For being 22 years later, these two don't seem to have aged a day, and they're as randy as teenagers as Urma starts blowing Ed's cock like a pure whore in her cheap, retro-50's blonde wig. Ed is having a grand