PRICK PORTER SYNOPSIS
The third time around is definitely the charm in this couture and heavily cock-laden outing from Private Man. -Keeneye Reeves

PRICK PORTER REVIEW
The third installment of the Private Man series (after Sword Master and Gambler's Delight) promises a look at the world of fashion and modeling. But please remember this is Eastern Europe - not exactly well known for it's dalliances into the world of haute couture. Still, I like the title.The only weird thing is that some of these performers are well known, so what the hell are they doing with such odd pseudonyms. For example, Cherry is Zolton Sapka who also goes by the name of Roberto Bellagio and Attila is Janos Volt who also has the moniker Rolf Kristen. Jeez, I can't keep up.First up, get over the terrible dubbing and prepare to start cackling as Robbie le Cock (Cherry) has an appointment with Jean Claude Penis (Attila) in some swanky office set.Turns out the two were business partners till Robbie did a runner to Paris, got rich quick and lost it all quicker. That's cocaine for you. Jean Claude runs a fashion show and Robbie is desperate to get his designs showcased. Cherry strips and gets busy orally satisfying Attila, along with cute receptionist Rico (Csaba). Our three gorgeous buff studs put on a great show with Cherry being spitroasted and loving every hot sweaty second of it. When the juices flow, it flows in torrents.Cut to backstage at the fashion show. Now I'm what you call a multi-tasker and I've worked at London Fashion Week and dressing rooms are nothing like this. Where's the heroin? Where's the chain-smoking designer sobbing hysterically because Vogue went to the other designer's show? Where's the four rake-thin supermodel wannabes screaming at each other because one of them ate the last Triscuit? Dressing rooms are not full of people being told to, 'strut about like a peacock on heat.'Robbie is really happy to be a featured designer but Jean Claude and Rico aren't all they seem and spike the Sunny Delight with mysterious pills. They're supposed to be Viagra, but sweetie - V isn't orange and doesn't dissolve in liqu