PORN STRUCK IV REVIEW
I never saw the first three of these videos; different vignettes filmed by five different directors, on location at All World's resort complex, but judging by their reviews they sound great. So what the fuck happened with this one?We start with an extended ad for the resort (kinda relevant I guess) as a guy speeds to his car (Run Forrest, run!) stripping along the way. By the time he hits the resort he's naked and goes straight for the pool. Maybe he's being chased by killer bees. Cue the spiel about gyms, bedrooms, continental breakfasts and gift baskets, before we get to the interesting parts of a nature ramble past a mini-waterfall, sling and what looks like glory holes drilled into recycling bins.Maybe I will pay a visit after all, except I know the day I go all the muscle studs will be on strike and they'll just be overweight cat-lovers from Jersey.So, on to the video. We start in the gym, and Rafael's inventive camerawork hides the fact that it's just two bits of equipment and a rack of dumbbells. Latino hunk Tino Lopez is orally explored by Tanner. Tanner's eyes pop out of their sockets as Lopez feeds him his burrito with extra hot sauce. You can tell how bored I was with this scene because I found myself picking out continuity mistakes and stray crewmember's arms (extreme left as Tanner goes to lie on the bench press). I also noticed that the wall needs a new coat of paint.Chi Chi's scene is up next and I guess she OD'ed on the continental breakfast because this scene is pretty atrocious too. Cut straight to a CU of a hairy crack being tongued - it's Evans getting attention from Ashe. Evans is an impatient, greedy S.O.B. and wants stuff up there as soon as possible, including Ashe's tongue, fingers and his own dick. Chi Chi is a dirty cow and for that I sort of like this scene; Evans' being incredibly verbal, too. You'll wonder where Ashe got all those tattoos from (English readers may recognise the woodland scene on his back as infamous cruising