FRESH MEAT - 100% STRAIGHT DUDES SYNOPSIS
As the opening graphics loudly exclaim, 'how about six horny, straight boys getting it up for you!' How about that!

FRESH MEAT - 100% STRAIGHT DUDES REVIEW
Here they are, plucked fresh from their breeder nests (local colleges, bars, even the downtown YMCA!) bona fide breeder boys courtesy our beloved master hawk Don Ross. In each segment, Ross sets up exposition, tells us of where he is and how he got 'em, and get 'em he does - to jerk off.Bobby, professional surfer, is his first prey. Picked up on the open road (is this a set-up, yes or no? Only da Don knows), Don takes this hot 18-year-old, sexy-eyed, pouty lipped, long-haired surfer home, who merrily takes off everything to expose a hot, 9' slab of waxed-up board. He produces further wax while surrounded by a ludicrous, room-filling spread of straight porn mags (and porno video, to boot!)Next up is Jason, a hustlery white trash slice of 'student' with a mushroom-headed, curved cock. And then there's muscular, boyish Todd, the tasty Marine whom he tries to convince to say 'this is for you, bitch' when he 'nuts.' (He ends up with legs in the air and dildo up his ass.) There's actual action between a bisexual hustler and his straight drinking buddy, too.Over the course of the video, Don even manages to convince an avowedly hetero Marine to let him lay his merry, grubby paws all over his shaved tubesteak. Furthermore, Don makes all sorts of bizarre promises involving lesbians who'd want to fuck the Marine if he does whatever Don asks. I know it's a straight boy fantasy to fuck a lesbian, but what the hell sort of mystical dyke could actually exist who would want to fuck some of these guys? They deserve the deceit Don dishes out, and I love him for it, too! Of bonus note to Don fans, Don says the word 'pussy' about 300 times (sample: 'What happens between now and Thursday if you get some pussy?' and 'You're gonna want some pussy Thursday, aren't ya?') and which sounds as ridiculous as you can imagine.This is a hot offering with some tastycake smoothies - damn how does Don do it?-Flapjax