BEST OF MILITAIRES - VOL. 3 REVIEW
More soldiers Franais forgo their rifles and grab their guns for some naughty unrehearsed dude-on-dude action. These broken-English-speaking European military studs are all amateurs, and some are obviously straight/trade/gay-for-pay, but the cock-gobblers sure do suck dick with vigor (delight to the slurpy suction noises on the soundtrack!), and the rowdy tops definitely pound hole with wild abandon (savor the squishy sounds of stretched-latex-wrapped shafts being forced into tight lubed orifices!).With each segment, we meet either a frisky pair of fuckers, or a horny solo whacker. They strip out of their uniforms and get to the sexual gratification faster than you can say tout suite! Some of these guys are lean and smooth; some are built and hairy; all of 'em sport luscious uncut boners and plump dangling nuts.Production values are of the guerilla variety - the camerawork is pretty much catch as catch can, with amateurish over-zooming, needlessly unsteady shots and some serious focus issues; and the canned open-mic sound could've used a music score or something to cover up the stray ambient noises (especially the occasional ringing telephone in the background, not to mention all the camera-jostle noises).Nevertheless, the soldiers who crave cock give magnificent head; the buggers who crave cram-hole get theirs properly; the solo whackers stroke off their thick uncut shafts gloriously; and everyone - homos and trade alike - gets to deliver a thick splashy payload of creamy jism. If you count the few times we get multiple angles of the same blown load, this one's flowing with hot rivers of cum.Memorable highlights include a lithe French dreamboat giving head to a thick dick wrapped in a condom; after lubing it up sufficiently with his spit, the dreamy bottom boy takes a hard ride on the top's plump tool.No plot, no dialogue, just tasty Euro soldiers making lust not war.-Beef Stroganoff